What the Hell is Gryft?


Born from the ashes of a thousand rug pulls, Gryft empowers the next generation of digital snake oil salesmen to reach their full potential. Because in today's economy, the real product is you.
Gryft is where Web3 meets hustle culture in an unholy matrimony of buzzwords and empty promises. We've taken everything you love about legitimate businesses and stripped away the boring parts like "value" and "ethics."
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”I used to work a 9-5. Thanks to Gryft, I now have a 24/7 job convincing people to buy my 'exclusive' alpha. My family is worried, but my wallet has never been heavier. 5 stars..”
- @FamilyIsFud






"Before Gryft, I had followers. Now I have exit liquidity. 10/10 would recommend"
@ExitLiquidityKing
”The lesson on how to use words like 'paradigm shift' and 'ecosystem' in every sentence was worth the price alone. I sound so smart now, no one even asks what my project actually does."”
@ParadigmShiftMaxi
"I launched my own KOL course exactly like they taught me. I haven't even taken my own course, but people are buying it. This is the future of education."
@ProfessorJPEG
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